There's no one reason anybody does anything. Rule number one about humanity.
[He will take this beer. You do not deserve it. Also you are childshaped. He settles into a barstool with little more fuss and takes a sip for himself.]
We're mercurial things. Multi-faceted. Sometimes people drink to celebrate. Sometimes to cool off after a hard day's work. It's not always because you're down in the dumps.
Besides, it's a taste that grows on you. And if it's too bitter you can always do a cocktail — those have all the sugar and fruity flavours you could shake a stick at.
Sure are. [He thinks a moment. Then gets up and slips behind the bar.] What do you normally like, sweet-wise?
[Meanwhile they're going to get into it, huh?]
Didn't say it would do both at once. It can act as a depressive, true, but it's very individual. Some people are happy drunks, they get goofier, others get a little amorous. Or they get angrier.
But it also depends on the mood you go into it with. If you're drinking with good pals you're more likely to keep upbeat.
no subject
Damn near everything. Would you like an itemized list?
[He will take one of the rejectees, now uncapped and losing market value by the minute.]
All right if I take one off your hands?
no subject
[He gives the man a once over.]
Are you sad and going to use that to damage your brain until you don't forget?
no subject
no subject
no subject
[He will take this beer. You do not deserve it. Also you are childshaped. He settles into a barstool with little more fuss and takes a sip for himself.]
We're mercurial things. Multi-faceted. Sometimes people drink to celebrate. Sometimes to cool off after a hard day's work. It's not always because you're down in the dumps.
Besides, it's a taste that grows on you. And if it's too bitter you can always do a cocktail — those have all the sugar and fruity flavours you could shake a stick at.
no subject
[He leans and looks over the bar. Oh, the mixers? He hadn't realized what those were for.]
How can the drink make you feel both sad and happy? Those two emotions are quite far apart.
no subject
[Meanwhile they're going to get into it, huh?]
Didn't say it would do both at once. It can act as a depressive, true, but it's very individual. Some people are happy drunks, they get goofier, others get a little amorous. Or they get angrier.
But it also depends on the mood you go into it with. If you're drinking with good pals you're more likely to keep upbeat.